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A beach anglers "must have".

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I think I have seen it all now, feck sake.

It was an April 1st pic.. 🤣 🤣

Ian.

TRONIX TOILET.jpg
 
Emptied out me seat box and hung a bag inside and squat there contemplating the meaning of like whilst hoping I don’t have a bite. Can forgo the bag in calm weather and was it out in the surf. Ahh the joys of a long session on Chesil. Side note a doggy shite bag means you can pretend you got a fkin St Bernard and pop it In them poop bins just got to aim better👍
 
I have a Tronixpro bucket, just need a red rubber ring now.. 🤣 🤣

Ian.
 
Emptied out me seat box and hung a bag inside and squat there contemplating the meaning of like whilst hoping I don’t have a bite. Can forgo the bag in calm weather and was it out in the surf. Ahh the joys of a long session on Chesil. Side note a doggy shite bag means you can pretend you got a fkin St Bernard and pop it In them poop bins just got to aim better👍
A small plastic scoop enables the fresh schites to be scooped along with a modicum of shingle and side slung into the sea with the rest of the sewage, though be mindful it takes practice and something of an art form but once mastered soo worth it.
The absence however I would imagine of ( never been to chesil ) natural wiping material could present a hurdle and gravel rash through training part and parcel of rite of passage. Edit, as only fish locations with an abundance of natural materials perhaps a spare towel could be carried and for the more adventurous soaked in sea water for a fresh “tingle” effect.
Great care would have to be taken when tired not to confuse arse and bait towels 🤔
 
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Having a good dump at night in middle of winter below high water mark and wiping on bladder wrack one of lives guilty pleasures and adds to the challenge surely? 🤫
You haven’t lived until you’ve used a freshwater estuary outflow and had an instant refreshing bidet to plop your soiled derrière in afterwards 😇
 
A small plastic scoop enables the fresh schites to be scooped along with a modicum of shingle and side slung into the sea with the rest of the sewage, though be mindful it takes practice and something of an art form but once mastered soo worth it.
The absence however I would imagine of ( never been to chesil ) natural wiping material could present a hurdle and gravel rash through training part and parcel of right of passage. Edit, as only fish locations with an abundance of natural materials perhaps a spare towel could be carried and for the more adventurous soaked in sea water for a fresh “tingle” effect.
Great care would have to be taken when tired not to confuse arse and bait towels 🤔
Are you going mullet fishing? :ROFLMAO:
 
If you find yourself to have run out of poop paper, try dogfish skins.
Unlike other fish, they won't leave scales or slime.
 

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